Last night was really, really, fun, this morning not so much. I can still hear the words “sure, thanks, yes, I’d love some more” pouring out of my pie~hole. What an idiot! FML!!! I am not even a religious person but I was praying to God this morning saying I would be a much better person if when I moved my head the rainbow colours would just disappear. So, after too many days of post apocalyptic grey ass weather on the West Coast we wake up to SUNSHINE and all I want to do is this… sit on my bum and do nothing….
or crawl back into my nest like a big loser! No, but I won’t let that bitch Kim Crawford win! First I am going to shake out the bits of french fries that are stuck in my hair from the 2 am jaunt to McDonalds for a “happy meal” . Thanks Ronald for saving me in my time of need and making me very happy! Oh um, yes an even bigger thanks to Scott for taking me there. Then I am going to talk to myself about improving my just say NO skills. Pop of few more of those Advil rocket gels, they are da bomb. Maybe sit here and watch this…….just for a while longer… Happy Saturday y’all. Cheers! …and remember folks don’t be like me, just say NO!