You thought I was going to ramble on about some pretty pink spring flower didn’t you? Tricked you… no, I am going to ramble on about this furry homely critter.
Introducing Mr Billy Rae. He teeters like a weeble in high heels, has great golden googly eyes set on opposite ends of his goat~man face, he totes around two extra enormous stomachs that protrude from the sides of himself and sports an underbite that would make a dentist roll over in their grave BUT, here’s the kicker.. he is freaking adorable.
Everyday I make my way across town to Blue Barn Farms around dinnertime where I board my horses and I get to hang out with this dude, amongst all the poo shovelling and the like. Yes, I have a crappy life…. sorry, that was bad….
Anyway, he lives across the aisle from my gelding. I think the first time Chip saw him he was all like….What. The. Hell.???? That is a weird looking horse…. Tonight I got to feed him his dinner and flirt with him. Have you ever flirted with a hundred year old billy goat? You would literally have to be dead not to get a kick out of it… First you have to tell him how handsome he is, then he will start batting his googly~ man eyes at you and mashing his big dude horns around until you pop his treat right into his tiny mouth. Voila! Now he loves you forever. Easy~ peasy~ lemon ~squeezy. Learned something today didn’t you? How to flirt with a 100 year old billy goat. You’re welcome and Happy Thirsty Thursday!!!