What the hell? Seriously. Overnight, in the wee hours between blissful snoozing and the dreaded alarm something happened. Something crappy. Literally. I awoke to the familiar scent of doom .Somehow, someway, a gigantic spaceship chock a block with stinky ole poo, unloaded and dumped its bowels onto my rooftop. OVERNIGHT! BAM! just. like. that. Wrecking my ride.
I should have known when I awoke to the song playing on the radio….MAD WORLD. It was a sign. A sign not to be ignored. So what’s a girl gonna do?
I don’t really have much of a choice. The couple I am staring at are~
- Rock my new job as ‘Whining Wanda’ driving the bus to “Crazytown.”
- Be a Debbie Downer and stretch out the misery…ALL. DAY. LONG. That is right my friends, check your call display, don’t answer if it is me. Trust me.
3.Go back to bed, pull the covers up and over and pray not to dream about surfing the toilet bowl of life . Hope that when I open my eyes again the scent of lilacs waft sweetly through my room and the kitty is snuggled up warmly and purring happily against me.
What is that saying? Surround yourself with only people who are going to only lift you higher? Yes.. sweet…
Then there is only one thing to do…. GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE.
So, friends, let me ask you this….what do YOU do when faced with a crappy day?
PS~ Spaceship from Hell…. you might want to think twice about knocking on my roof again soon. Really. Take this below as a sign not to be ignored.