I bought an air guitar…
..ask me about my attention deficit disorder or pie or my cat. a dog? I have a bike. do you like t.v? I saw a rock. hi. umm, yes. this […]
how to say it sweet in french
~There are flowers everywhere for those who want to see them~ Henri Matisse~ In French, you don’t really say” I miss you”, you say “tu me manques”, which means, you […]
and just like that….
What the hell? Seriously. Overnight, in the wee hours between blissful snoozing and the dreaded alarm something happened. Something crappy. Literally. I awoke to the familiar scent of doom .Somehow, […]
learning to fly
“Can you please call me the”Bomb~ diggity” Mom? said ever so sweetly by a twelve year old girl on her birthday. She knows I write a birthday post for each […]
the scary sisters
Do these freaky dolls give you the willies? The heebie~ jeebies? Look if you will at the blond dolly in the blur. What is she brewing up?Is she hatching a […]
lovely lavanderias
we all do it. we have to. well, maybesome of us don’t. like say if you are a princess or really stinking rich or something bat shit crazy like that…… […]
1st world probs
Ummm, kay…. I just booked an entire trip to Maui online. The thing is I don’t have an active credit card to pay, so when I get to the payment […]
when the smoke clears
Here’s hoping everyone out there had a fairy tale Christmas. Let me clarify. By this I mean, a full belly, a smiling face,a table with no elbow room, a warm […]
Dear Santa…..
……out of the mouths of babes… hilarious….Merry Christmas everyone~! 1~ the worrier 2~ wisdom speaks 3~ savin’ the best for last 4~ whoa….. 5~ Sweet little […]
get into my car…
BOOM!. There she was! My ultimate “Batmobile”. Perfectly parked, politely as a whale, by the curb side waiting for me. Waiting for Thelma and Louise. OMG>>>>> I.WANT. HER…. and I […]
Good Day Sunshine…(even though it is really cloudy!)
I feel honoured. I, so happily, have been given this […]
beer goggles and foggy wine glasses
Last night was really, really, fun, this morning not so much. I can still hear the words “sure, thanks, yes, I’d love some more” pouring out of my pie~hole. What […]
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